After Ten Millennia in Hell

So, get this – one day, totally out of nowhere, this dude ends up falling into hell. Can you imagine? All he’s got is his will to survive and some seriously badass predatory powers. He goes on a wild journey from the thousandth level of hell all the way to the ninth thousandth, chowing down on demons left and right. Even the big shots down there, the seven archdukes, bend the knee to him. But nah, he’s not satisfied. Hell may be his domain, but it’s a total wasteland with nothing good to eat or enjoy. So after ten thousand years, he’s finally back on Earth, ready to shake things up. Can you believe it?